The Isolated Forest Stronghold of Xenophobic Elves is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elvish Press Lee Danny Elfmann with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.474 billion Xenophobic Elvesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest City. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Xenophobic Elvesian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,503 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenophobic Elves's national animal is the Fairy Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Elvish Messianic Monotheism.

Xenophobic Elves is ranked 129,294^th in the world and 44^th in Cataclyst Order for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 825.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.